Sorry the my first Cleverbot conversation was unreadable. I have fixed it finally.

Cleverbot: Why so much excitement over him having a lamb?

User: *pulls out a gun and shoots you in the head*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out dynamite, and throws it at you*.

User: *dodges dynamite.

Cleverbot: *throws oden at you*.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't care*.

User: *you are dead*.

Cleverbot: You can't kill me. I am LORD VOLDEMORT. *kills harry potter*.